How to Alienate Your Readers in 12 Easy Steps

[Misplaced]

Have an annoying group of pesky readers you'd like to get rid of? Your answer is just a click away!

Yes, I wrote it. I normally don't like to toot my own horn, and perhaps the post itself will alienate readers, but hopefully, this will help anyone looking to avoid losing readership.

[Kathy Rose]

Absolutely brilliant! When I wasn't laughing, I found myself "agreeing."

[Brandyjane]

This should be required reading.

[panyasan]

This was great fun (I needed the laugh) and true at the same time! Thanks.

[paulinem]

I have added this to my bookmarks for future reference! Good stuff, Misplaced!

[crystalswolf]

You made my day, Misplaced!

[Misplaced]

Thank you, everyone. I'm glad it's useful!

[Cap'n Frances]

This sounds great. I'd really like to read it but it looks like it's no longer available where it was originally posted. Is it available anywhere else?

[Glory1863]

Here you go, Cap'n Frances.

[Cap'n Frances]

Thanks!