the delphic expanse

by **Honeybee** » Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:30 pm

There's a hilarious sketch series on youtube lampooning the stereotypical "Sassy Gay Friend"

So, how would your favorite episode be different if the ship had had a sassy gay friend aboard?

Home:

T'Pol: I'm marrying Koss.
Sassy Gay Friend: Oh no you aren't, girlfriend! Why marry Mr. Glum when you can have Mr. Fun? He's smoking!
T'Pol: It's a matter of honor.
Sassy Gay Friend: Your mama will get over it! Did you see how hot is was in the suit? Fit him like a glove! Great veil by the way, totally brings out your eyes.
T'Pol: This was my decision.
Sassy Gay Friend: Bullcrap, girlfriend. Let's go get some cosmos and talk this out. Either way, this wedding is so not happening!

by **Putaro** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:08 am

by **Honeybee** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:45 am

Sassy Gay Friend talks to Eve I think this may be my favorite.

Inspired by the Rewatch Party, Oasis:

Sassy Gay Friend: So why are you going all PMS on Mr. Hot Engineer?
T'Pol: He has shown poor judgment and lack of self control where attractive humanoid females are concerned.
Sassy Gay Friends: Plueeeees, girlfriend, he didn't jump your mostly naked bones in decon. Maybe that's what this is about?
T'Pol: I fail to see the logic in your remarks.
Sassy: Denial is not just a river, little Miss Catsuit. If I had rubbed decon gel all over him and got nothing but a thank you for my trouble, I'd be cranky, too. Nice jacket, by the way.
T'Pol: Are you implying I'm jealous of the pixie like female?
Sassy Gay Friend: I'm not just implying, I'm putting it in skywriting. Now, let's hit the mess hall for some pie. I think we might run into someone.