the delphic expanse

I thought we needed a thread.

"Have you heard about the band called 1023MB? Probably not, since they haven’t had any gigs yet."

"Entropy isn’t what it used to be."

You get the idea!

No one makes puns like drag queens. And darn it, we need to be able to embed video on this site.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoA72T7Z-6A

Since this is a place for writers

24 Hilarious Puns That Only English Nerds Will Understand

And on that note:

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.

Hey I think I lost an electron!
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm positive!

LOL! I don't think I ever saw a physics knock knock joke before.

And here's a chemist joke.

"It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they're always taking things literally."

Tearable. Just tearable…

For all the cat loving writers here, I present:

Comma Between Clawses (Alane Brown)

My kitty is a phrase who sleeps in fur pajamas
He curls in his nest in a shape like a comma
A comma is a breath in the space between two clauses
Like a nap, for a cat, it rests on its pawses

A comma is a pause as the thought turns anew
To paws and their claws and the damage they might do
A comma is a curve like a moon or a cheek
Or a kitty who is dreaming of the havoc he will wreak