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Punny or Just Funny

Postby EntAllat » Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:30 pm

I thought we needed a thread.

"Have you heard about the band called 1023MB? Probably not, since they haven’t had any gigs yet."

"Entropy isn’t what it used to be."

You get the idea!

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Re: Punny or Just Funny

Postby Honeybee » Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:58 pm

No one makes puns like drag queens. And darn it, we need to be able to embed video on this site.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoA72T7Z-6A
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Re: Punny or Just Funny

Postby Lady C » Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:46 pm

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Re: Punny or Just Funny

Postby EntAllat » Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:01 pm

:lol: :clap

And on that note:

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
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Re: Punny or Just Funny

Postby Frakme » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:35 pm

Hey I think I lost an electron!
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm positive!
What I wouldn't give to have an Episode of Enterprise where Trip somehow manages to loses his uniform and gets covered in Nutella.

Aeryn: And you say you want to go back to that place of pain and suffering!
John: Well you guys don't have chocolate!
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Re: Punny or Just Funny

Postby Cap'n Frances » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:22 pm

LOL! I don't think I ever saw a physics knock knock joke before.
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Re: Punny or Just Funny

Postby Frakme » Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:53 am

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And here's a chemist joke.
What I wouldn't give to have an Episode of Enterprise where Trip somehow manages to loses his uniform and gets covered in Nutella.

Aeryn: And you say you want to go back to that place of pain and suffering!
John: Well you guys don't have chocolate!
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Re: Punny or Just Funny

Postby EntAllat » Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:17 pm

"It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they're always taking things literally."
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Re: Punny or Just Funny

Postby EntAllat » Mon May 05, 2014 10:26 am

Tearable. Just tearable…

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Re: Punny or Just Funny

Postby lfvoy » Mon May 05, 2014 9:13 pm

For all the cat loving writers here, I present:

Comma Between Clawses (Alane Brown)

My kitty is a phrase who sleeps in fur pajamas
He curls in his nest in a shape like a comma
A comma is a breath in the space between two clauses
Like a nap, for a cat, it rests on its pawses

A comma is a pause as the thought turns anew
To paws and their claws and the damage they might do
A comma is a curve like a moon or a cheek
Or a kitty who is dreaming of the havoc he will wreak
Bridge looks a lot different from here. Think anyone would mind if I fired a torpedo? -Travis Mayweather, "Cold Front"
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